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Greetings,
We have as Americans certain inalienable rights,
and among these are life, liberty, and the right to take a driving
test at the age of eighteen and drive for the next 140 years or
until we plow into a crowded farmers market. This month’s
newsletter contains the first audio Sound Bite, on the topic of
Senior Momentum. Incidentally, the irrevocable right-to-drive is
staunchly defended by AARP (pronounced like the sound of a young
lawmaker being squelched) and its forty-seven-billion members living
and dead who are all still driving. If you enjoy this audio editorial,
please forward the link to lists, chat groups, colleagues, friends,
and relatives, especially any who haven’t had an accident
in eighty years on the road.
To offset the ancient subjects of the Sound Bite,
the rest of this newsletter emphasizes sex. Porn is touched on,
but the most provocative piece is a graphic that soon will appear
on posters and T-shirts everywhere (at least, that’s the plan).
It’s the Naked in Cyberspace girl, making a statement in flesh
tones about the state of our cyber protection.
If you have any suggestions for changes or improvements
to this newsletter or even blurbs as to its value to you, please
send them to bill@talcatcher.com. Thanx!
Bill Neugent
The Amazon top-500 author of No
Outward Sign, a novel about a cyberterrorist attack on America.
Buy the book on: Amazon.com
or read sample
news coverage.
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Sound
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Breaks, gas pedals—sometimes they get so confusing, not to
mention backing up and left turns and did I mention break pedals?
Check out the first audio Sound Bite, called Senior
Momentum.
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You've
Got To Be Kidding |
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Justice is not always poetic but it can be entertaining. Pity the
poor porn industry, under attack by a hacker extortionist named
“Deepsy.” Noah Shachtman, writing for Wired News, reported
the story. It seems Deepsy contacted go****yourself.com (or GFY),
the best-known bulletin board for adult webmasters, and said he
would cripple the site in twenty minutes unless a GFY webmeister
contacted him to “discuss...further instructions.” GFY
members disregarded the threat until Deepsy kept his promise by
launching an attack that put the site out of commission for hours.
He went on to demand $1,500 each from at least three different sites.
Some reportedly paid his fee.
Normally one reports such indecent activity to the
police, but as one porn site owner said, “It's hard for the
adult industries to go to the authorities.” Yet at least one
screwed up his courage and brought in the FBI. According to Shachtman,
“Bureau spokesman Bill Murray said the FBI is in the process
of determining which law enforcement agency is best equipped to
handle the case.” Bill Murray, eh? The Ruandan hutubutu police
come to mind. On the other hand, Luke Ford, author of A History
of X: 100 Years of Sex in Film, wrote in an email that “Deepsy
should be worried for his life. Some of these Internet players would
kill over matters like this.” A GFY member added, “I'll
gladly have someone take care of things. ****ing blackmailing ****face
must die.” He did not use a smiley-face emoticon.
You've
Got To Be Kidding Archives
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Treasure
Hunt Clue |
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Contest entries are arriving, although none
have cracked the code. Because folks have been spending time on
dead-end paths, let me reveal that, unlike the contest announcement,
the hidden message is not an anagram. Because of the clues doled
out every month in this newsletter, the contest has come within
the reach of any diligent person. It’s coming to the point
where you’ll kick yourself when you see the clues lined up
against the solution.
Remember, this is a contest
that will result in someone winning $1,000. This is also
a game of skill and no purchase is necessary.
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News
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Nudity sells. At least that’s our strategy. I’ve been
saying for years that we’re naked in cyberspace. Now we have
the Naked
in Cyberspace girl, soon to be immortalized on posters and T-shirts.
Feel free to download and share her. If you’d like to buy
a Naked in Cyberspace T-shirt, send us an email for sizes and pricing.
Speaking of marketing, every author needs free gifts
to hand out. One of ours will be a chocolate cigar with a No Outward
Sign logo. Meet the Chocolate
Cigar Selection Committee, see their selection, and see the
cigar band Jill designed.
As for other news headlines about marketing, No
Outward Sign was chosen as the Summer selection of the Knowledge
Management book club at MITRE. The book also was selected for inclusion
in the International Spy Museum. I gave cyberterrorism talks at
the National Science Foundation, VeriSign Corporation (which bought
copies of the novel in advance for all attendees), the Northern
Virginia chapter of the Information Systems Security Association
(ISSA), and the MITRE site in Eatentown, New Jersey.
Finally, Jill and I met with The Virginia Book Club,
all female and all non-techies, who not only enjoyed discussing
the book but asked to review a draft of my fantasy novel, Daughter
of Light, presumably so they can help repair the next book before
it gets published. The host’s young daughter created a poem
and picture in honor of the book club meeting.
Although the topic doesn’t
fit well into this newsletter, for those of you interested in our
cats, you might be interested in pictures from Tawni’s
visit to the Holy Cross nursing home.
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Whining
and Dining |
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During the Summer, Jill and I have a basic human need to dine outdoors.
For many years this need was hard to satisfy in Northern Virginia.
Now, though, many restaurants have gotten the word and we have a
variety of options. So in our continuing quest for extreme dining
experiences, we turned to the question, where can you dine outdoors
and have a free concert? Clearly the advancement of civilization
continues, because now we have options there, too.
On Friday nights, you can catch a 7:00 PM concert
on Lake Anne plaza in Reston while you dine outdoors at Il Cigno
with a fine lake view. This is a great deal and the food continues
to improve under the creative touch of executive chef Andrea Pace.
While other restaurants are having trouble finding fish other than
rockfish and Atlantic salmon, during our last visit we had excellent
grilled pampano and cooper river salmon, both enhanced by a miraculous
sauce of mixed tomatoes, red onions, fresh basil, and sherry vinegar.
The band that night played a mix of country and bluegrass. As if
that weren’t enough entertainment, a few dozen former Lake
Anne residents who had come from all over the country gathered on
the plaza for a twentieth reunion. Except for more wrinkles and
less hair, they looked much like the hippie-types they had been
twenty years ago. In the concert audience, the genuine original
Robert E. Simon (the Res from Reston) sat in a lawn chair under
the protection of his floppy hat.
On Sunday nights through August,
you can watch a 6:00 PM concert at the Village Centre in Great Falls.
We chose a rail table at Marcello Ristorante and watched a Celtic
group perform from the white gazebo on the green. Locals had brought
food, drink, lawn chairs, and blankets, and all were scattered about
the green. We watched from our restaurant table as performers and
audience entertained each other in a tranquil country village scene
as might have been envisioned by Norman Rockwell. The cuisine (a
French term for food that costs a lot) at Marcellos aspires to be
a cut above and has greatly improved since the restaurant’s
early days, but further progress would be nice. Our rockfish was
second rate and the sauces a bit too heavy and sweet. Nevertheless,
the host worked hard to charm us and after both of our July visits
he brought us free cordials after the meal. Unfortunately, neither
of us enjoy sweet cordials, especially port that surely started
its life as Welch’s Grape Juice. I drank mine. Jill, always
the wiser, waited until no waiters were around and unceremoniously
dumped hers in the mulch.
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Many senior officials and pundits are expecting a major cyberterrorism
event in the coming months. Beat them to the punch by recommending
my talk: Cyberterrorism;
We’re Toast. It is a major cyberterrorism event
that’s informative and fun and can be tailored to any audience.
It’s embarrassing to say so, but after I gave the talk at
the Government CIO Summit in Savannah, the organizers recommended
me to another conference planning group, saying I was “just
this side of Johnny Carson” (blush). Of course, I need to
be able to sell and sign books after the talk, but the book should
be of interest to anyone who attends the speech, since the novel
tells of a cyberterrorist attack on America. Help find venues for
this talk so that America becomes better prepared against the terrorists.
Enjoying this newsletter and wish there were more
to read? Try the novel. It's "like Robert Ludlum writing about
cyberspace,” according to John Lowry of BBN. Incidentally,
hardcover copies are now available from Amazon.com.
Buy
No Outward Sign
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Copyright
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© 2003 Bill Neugent, All rights reserved.
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and entertainment.
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