Bill at
The Anchor Coffeehouse
in Biloxi, Mississippi
During his Air Force hitch,
Bill engaged in activities
officially considered subversive
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Bill, a Connecticut Yankee, once ran The Anchor coffeehouse in
Biloxi, Mississippi. Prior to that, he performed at the Koinonia
coffeehouse at the University of Connecticut.
TaleCatcher™ tunes apply needles to sacred balloons. If you
enjoy the tunes, check out Bill's novel.
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Newest Sound Bite:
Breaks, gas pedals—sometimes they get so confusing, not to mention
backing up and left turns and did I mention break pedals? We have as Americans
certain inalienable rights, and among these are life, liberty, and the
right to take a driving test at the age of eighteen and drive for the
next 140 years or until we plow into a crowded farmers market. Incidentally,
the irrevocable right-to-drive is staunchly defended by AARP (pronounced
like the sound of a young lawmaker being squelched) and its forty-seven-billion
members living and dead who are all still driving. If you enjoy this audio
editorial, please forward the link to lists, chat groups, colleagues,
friends, and relatives, especially any who haven’t had an accident
in eighty years on the road.
Those drivers are really scary
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Senior Momentum
© 2003 by Bill Neugent. A TaleCatcher™ tune.
(Fun Fun Fun)
Well I got into my car
And I crashed through the hamburger stand now.
It takes more than a little red light
Yeah to stop this old man now.
And with the radio blasting
I’ll be cruising just as fast as I can now.
And I’ll have fun fun fun
Till my daughter takes the T-Bird away. |
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Sound Bite Archives:
 Over
Here
The
Confession
Woman
in the Red Bra
| Over Here
(Over There)
Terrorism on our home soil. Bill tells what you can do about it.
Another thing you can do, of course, is promote his novel,
which serves the national security purpose of bringing public attention
to national vulnerabilities.
Note: The music is not online, but
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Adolf Neugent
a steely-eyed killer
wearing all the war medals
he earned in four years
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| Young Bill
in Confirmation robe
As a child,
Bill believed in bishops
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The Confession
(Includes Thank Heaven For Little Girls)
Bill once was an altar boy, but his feelings about bishops have
recently been altered and he's coming to believe that some of them
should be, too. Perhaps this tune can contribute toward that worthy
cause.
Note: The music is not online, but
you can Read
the words.
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Woman in the Red
Bra
She was pretty; the night was hot. While they danced, she took off her
blouse. She had on a red bra. Bill, single at the time, asked her on a
date. She griped about her ex, but the more she said, the more Bill grew
to like her ex.
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